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BUFFY-VERSE SERIES (87-90)  SONNET #91-94 of 154  (95)
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BtVS EPISODE #21-22 (2.09-10) "What's My Line [part 1 & 2]" ONE-HAIKU (EPISODE) RECAP: The one where Kendra, the slayer, comes to replace poor, dead Buffy... Ooops! |
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SONNETS #91-94 for Tea Time in L.A. #36 - TOPIC: BtVS #20-21 "What's My Line?" ORIGINALLY POSTED AT (UPN) WWW.BUFFY.COM ... BEFORE ALL FORUMS WERE DELETED 9/19/02 ... CLICK THE BRONZE SKULL TO SEE ARCHIVE COPY OF (NONCOLOR) VERSION (FOR COMPARISON) |
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Rhetorical verse for Tea Time in L.A. #36 - (Talking about Buffy as Shakespeare would have. [g]) Posted by: forensicpoetry - May 02, 2002, 6:09 PM
rhetorical verse in Shakespearean sonnet form
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But Dor'thy Hamill was a childhood dream.
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And S.M.G. herself sought fame at four.
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So all this "normal" bullsh*t makes me scream.
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assumed to make us more identify
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with those who by some quirk of fate outshine
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the normal range of life, and so defy . . .
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BUT WRITERS are "elitist" (after all).
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Combined . . . their words define reality
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for "normal folks" . . . who never got "the call" . . .
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to have a life, Good Lord, that doesn't suck.
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SOME LINES OF SLAYER KENDRA near the end
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of this two-parter put a theme in light.
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Pure slayer with no family or friend
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nor dates with boys . . . SHE FRAMES THE SLAYER'S FIGHT:
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IT'S WHO YOU ARE." Then says she learned that from
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ol' B. herself. . . Good Lord, what bloody rot!
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It's good constructive praise, but Buffy's dumb . . .
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about "a normal life" and college creds.
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She pines for life where S.A.T.'s define
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parameters of choice. . . . Oh, how she dreads . . .
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Her stupid whining's what I truly hate.
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THAT ENDS MY WHINY RANT, now let's have FUN.
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Remember fun? The thing we used to have
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while watching Buffy . . . why we used to run
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to turn on W.B. and use the lav . . .
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LIKE Oz's Willow talk of "monkey pants"
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French monkeys mocking hippos with no tights.
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A smile that wipes out all my thoughts of rants.
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combined with France . . . and law enforcement jokes
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INSPIRING ME to risk the deep offense
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of all pro-Supernat'ral lawyer folks . . .
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I have on monkey pants. What can I fear?
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LET'S MAKE THIS CLEAR . . . if I praised her too well
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POETIC LAW requires that we be wed. {g}
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SO, FIRST OF ALL, we must protect S.L.
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from such a fate . . . AND SO I MUST INSTEAD . . .
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A LONG PAUSE as I think of something wrong.
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(All libel I'll avoid, or she might sue.)
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HMMMM . . . SURELY THERE MUST BE a Friar's song . . .
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in general that will avoid all praise.
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Delightful monkey mocked ad hominems?
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I search in vain for negatives through haze . . .
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about this Super gal. . . P. LAW!!!! Oh NO!!!!! {EWG}
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