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TEA
TIME in L.A. (7-8 PM Bronze Time) Today's Topic: The New Law
of Tea Time . . . VERSE ONLY
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 Welcome to Tea Time (7-8 Bronze
time) . . . where the new law says
<smile> Posted by: forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:01
PM
The Powers That
Tea
PROCLAIM>that
all Tea Time
posts
must be
made in verse.
To clarify
your thinking on this LAW, link to today's Pre
Tea Time post . . . and gnaw.
<g>
http://www.buffy.com/bronze_posts.jsp?tid=49741
To
speed page reloads / I'll keep TEA TIME header
small. / Do read link
above.
Welcome to Tea
Time I'll be here for an
hour . .
. . . .
until 8 Bronze Time.
TODAY'S
TOPIC is the new Tea Time Law . . . All
verse, all the time. Back to saving the
Buffyverse with Buffy verse, tomorrow.
NOTE: Tea Time in L.A. is 4-5
PM in L.A., 7-8 Bronze time, Midnight-1 in London,
etc.
you
speak
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 Responses
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 Thanks FP
| Posted by:
glow - Mar 26, 2002, 8:37
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| Sorry, but no more
rhymes and haikus from me today. I think I'll forgo the
sonnet form from now on. I will need more time to create
10 syllable lines that rhyme.
BTW you're a
poetic genius and the idea of tea time is marvelous and
pumps my creative juices.
Til the next tea time,
I bid you adieu.
:o) *glow*
P.S. Tis sad,
I have an English degree and I can't compose a decent
sonnet. :o(

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 P.P.S. Tea Time Verse Links . . . to
study for "homework" <ewg>
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 8:32
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| PREVIOUSLY
POSTED TEA TIME SONNETS:
#1: BEYOND
"NORMAL AGAIN" - tid=46649
#2: RILEY &
SAM'S GROWN-UP-ITUDE - tid=47071
#3: WHAT DO WE
HOLD SACRED? - tid=47636
#4-7 WHY I POST IN
SHAKESPEAREAN SONNETS (4-sonnet sequence) PART 1
- tid=48156 PART 2 - tid=48152
#8 DOUBLEMEAT
MORALITY - tid=49007
SATIRICAL SONG
Nude-Platton Drill Sargeant Review of Season Six ("Dead
Things") - tid=48604
HAIKU SEQUENCE
(OT) OSCAR "RACE" 3/25/02

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 P.S. (for glow) an iambic pentameter line
example
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 8:26
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| with syllable
accents capitalized
The CHILD
who ATE his SPInach IS all
GREEN.
NOTE: Iambic accent should
fall on natural accent of word.
REMEMBER: ka-BOOM
ka-BOOM ka-BOOM ka-BOOM
ka-BOOM
When BUFfy
KISses SPIKE she BLUSHes RED.
END OF LESSON.
<smile>
Really, and truly
POOF

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 he did
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 8:21
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| say man - I was
right!
I've visited Shakespeare's birthplace but
I don't know what a sonnet is and not v. keen on it as
they shoved it down our throats at
school!!

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 (glow) Tea Time hath endeth . .
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| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 8:19
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| . . . but I shall
tarry to praise
your sally with
verse.
(2) Yet as for sonnets . .
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iambic pentameter
is 10
syllables.
(3) Five iambic
feet
goes: "kah-BOOM kah-BOOM
kah-BOOM
kah -BOOM kah-BOOM."
POOF

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 FP don't leave just...
| Posted by:
glow - Mar 26, 2002, 8:12
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| ...yet because I want
to show... ...you a new sonnet.
Is this an
acceptable Shakespearean Sonnet?
I knew it was
true Syllables needed be 5 long to do It will
be heeded
Except iambic Tis more hard to
write I hope you don't pick On me for this
blight
The intonation and stress in a
verse of iambic run make me want to
curse.
Her endeth my whine, Is this sonnet
fine?

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 ha, ha
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 8:11
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| All peotic niceness
thrown to the wind... Just wanted to let u know
before u go that I'm paying for the privilege at the SFX
convention in England in June
ha,ha.........

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 a
noble encounter
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 8:09
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| it sounded
indeed, The big bad taking such heed, A meeting of
souls and gentlemenly retreat..

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 THE END. . . of Tea Time has come. With
only minimal syllable slippage
<g>
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 8:09
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| END NOTE: Haiku's are
easiest for real time posting . . .
5
syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables
But the
mysterious secret experiment continues.
THE TOPIC
FOR TOMORROW . . . ah, well, that's a secret, too.
<g>
Still working out the art and science .
. .of (CENSORED FOR SECURITY
PURPOSES).
POOF.

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 I
feel like sighing
| Posted by:
glow - Mar 26, 2002, 8:08
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| Oh how I wished it was
me
You lucky duck you

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 James, with humble grace . .
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| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 8:04
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| . . . smiled
without hesitation.
JAMES: "Thank you, man."
(2) His lady smiled,
too.
And no, I did
not tarry.
It would have been
rude.
HAIKU

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 OK back to Rupert Bear
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 8:04
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| ..do u know
RB?
tell us his reply and if you were
shy,

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 holywater did you just break the rules
too
| Posted by:
glow - Mar 26, 2002, 8:02
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| I see no verses in
your last post to inform You have faltered
too
:o)

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 The two words I said . .
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| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 8:00
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| . . . to James as
I came to him.
ME: "Beautiful
work."
HAIKU

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 praise
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 7:59
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| FP: brilliant
acting JM: hey thanks man

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 Scratches head
| Posted by:
glow - Mar 26, 2002, 7:58
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| FP: 2 words four
syllables JM: 3 words
I feel like we
are playing charades without some handy visuals
:o)

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 I
think
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 7:56
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| you've broken the
rules glow (he's a control
freak...<g>)

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 Oops
| Posted by:
glow - Mar 26, 2002, 7:55
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| That wasn't a proper
haiku. :o(
Please tell me that you Said
something much more unique Than what I
spewed

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 Haiku
| Posted by:
glow - Mar 26, 2002, 7:53
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| FP: Hi, how are
you? JM: I'm fine thanks.
Please tell me that
you Said something more unique Than what I
spewed

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 To make "the moment" . .
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| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:53
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| . . . I wished to
praise concisely
the man I spoke
to.
(2) Put in a
nutshell
that which would
make him most pleased.
Can you guess them
now?
HAIKU

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 .....
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 7:49
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| FP: Hiya Jamie JM:
Fine thanks man
(everyone says "man" in america
don't they?)

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 James smiled and replied . .
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| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:43
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| . . . with his
three words to my two.
Guess what we both
said.
HAIKU

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 (oops ... strike "little" from last line)
<g>
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:40
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| ...

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 I
thought a moment . . .
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:39
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| . . . and
selected just two words.
Four kind little
syllables.
HAIKU

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 ....
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 7:35
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| oh well if he was with
some other woman I wouldn't bother
<sniff>
Go on tell me what you
did!!!!!!!!!!

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 More calculation . . .
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:33
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| How many words
would be "right"
to give James
pleasure?
HAIKU

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 Let us calculate . . .
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:29
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| . . . the social
propriety .
Intruding on fame.
(2) But
there stands sweet Spike
This may be
your only
chance.
To sniff
his bright hair. <ewg>
HAIKU

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 I
can't imagine such a thing
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 7:24
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| over here in fair
England
I might spy Giles one day and say good
day
But the big bad might reduce my communication
capacity to single syllables..
But I think your
gender means you don't have the hormone
problem?
(Does that qualify as
verse?)

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 he he...
| Posted by:
DaLilBit - Mar 26, 2002, 7:22
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| Toddles, I'm
Mayor McFluffy, And I'm
Big fan of Buffy. Really
pleased to meet you all, And plz give the
NB(New Beginnings) a call.
...hope I did ok/gotta
poof for now/have a Xander-ific day!!!

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 He was not alone . . .
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:22
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| a pleasant lady
in tow.
What would you have
done?
HAIKU

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 TRUE: I spied Marsters . .
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| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:18
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| while I was
hunting ice cream.
Would you say
hello?
NOTE:
haiku

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 and....
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 7:17
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| Did you dare
intrude, Or did u think it far too rude (OK now I
feel like Rupert Bear)

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 Spike squeezing mellons . . .
<g>
| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:14
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| . . . at late
night supermarket.
Should you
interrupt?
TO BE
CONTINUED

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 mistyping, sometimes . .
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| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:11
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| leads to interesting
thoughts.
(posting, not "posing" )
<smile>

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 okay
| Posted by:
holywater - Mar 26, 2002, 7:10
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| you've forced me into
it....I'll have a stiff cuppa after
this..........
I read the notes on poetic
verse, And saw some vitue in having to
rehearse, Crafting lines of pondered
thought, Keeping each idea crisp and short,
So
now I've played my part, Warped my mind with evil
art, Tell me wot u know I'd like, Did you retail
foray end with Spike?

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 The secret mission . .
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| Posted by:
forensicpopouri - Mar 26, 2002, 7:08
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| of Tea Time
posing hour
is a
mystery.
NOTE:
haiku

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