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BY REQUEST: The Ballad of Sarah Michelle Gellar (uncut) SUNG TO: Going Through The Motions


I saw your request for the rest . . . and I felt your pain. <smile> For the cordy who asked:
Posted by: forensicpopouri - Apr 04, 2002, 7:04 AM

KEY TO HOW PARTS ARE SUNG

(A) EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, THE SAME ARRANGEMENT

(B) I'VE BEEN MAKING SHOWS OF TRADING BLOWS

(C) THAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS

(D) WILL I STAY THIS WAY FOREVER

(CODA) GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS. LOSING ALL MY DRIVE



GELLAR'S SO PRECOCIOUS
(THE BALLAD OF SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR)

SUNG TO THE MELODY OF GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS

(A)

She is hard to beat -- her dreams propel her.

"All My Children" -- "sweet sixteen."

ACTING gets her cast -- so well, so stellar

Nabbed an Emmy fast -- next year on the scene.

(B)

The OLD STAR on the show, said "No. No. No. . . ."

"Sweet Sarah's got to go."

(C)

"Young Sarah Gellar's too precocious, for her own damned good."

"I must run Miss Gellar from my hood."


2.

(A)

OLD STAR had the clout, and so she used it.

Her writers so devout with fear . . .

Turned Sweet Sarah bad -- REAL BAD. Soon she's out.

Thrown out on her ear. (Good for her career.) Never shed a tear.

(B)

Off to Hollywood, just like she should

Well, we all knew she could ...

(C)

... 'Cause Sarah Gellar's so precocious. She's just so damned good.

She was made for Whedon's neighborhood.

(D)

Will this girl stay young forever?

Memorizing words so clever . . .written by some hottie "fellar."

Might as well be MEEEE... <g>

(CODA)

... 'CAUSE I'M so precocious. . . I know how to drive.

And I hope you see. . . how Joss-like I can be. <g>

Hey, call me "Shakespeare." Heeee's . . . al-i-i-i-i-ive!
<ewg>


you speak



Responses


somewhere in the void . . .
Posted by: forensicpopouri - Apr 04, 2002, 8:07 PM 1 of 4

. . . the Oracle still sees all.


Takes note of what's good.



A ballad of forensic poetry.
Posted by: yelnif - Apr 04, 2002, 3:33 PM 2 of 4

To going through the motions:

I know that you're amused,
still I play your game
I remain under your curse
This is what you want,
and don't I know it,
But what could be worse, I can't help but verse

Still I try and try to beat this guy but, yet, I don't know why.

Because he's making me a poet, and I don't want to be,
My god, I'm rhyming now, please don't you see...

Will I stay this way forever?
Versing through my life's endeavor,
I'm at the end of my tether,
FP don't you see...

You're making me a poet, but I'm so very bad,
my rhyming is pathetic and so sad...
Stop making me a poet, because I just can't be,
Yelnif was not meant for poetry.

Peace and Love. Yelnif.



WOW
Posted by: cordy_000 - Apr 04, 2002, 8:27 AM 3 of 4

Thats really laugh out loud funny, i mean really, itas sooo cool


REMINDER / INVITATION . . . TEA TIME IN L.A. 7-8 PM BRONZE TIME
Posted by: forensicpopouri - Apr 04, 2002, 8:15 AM 4 of 4


The Tea Time interdimensional Portal materializes at the top
of the Bronze threaded forums . . . at 7:00 PM Bronze Time.


FOR MORE INFO: See yesterday's Tea Time Thread:
http://www.buffy.com/bronze_posts.jsp?tid=59313

ALSO: The Sonnet &Tea Time FAQ:
http://www.buffy.com/bronze_posts.jsp?tid=55232




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