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It's
TEA TIME in L.A. ... when a transient interdimensional portal
materializes on the beach
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 SANTA MONICA BEACH : TRANSIENT
INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL (TIP) LOUNGE - TEA TIME
(7-8PM BRONZE) Posted by: ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:00
PM
4:00 PM L.A. ... the Midnight
hour in London ... 9:00 AM Sydney With strange
new magic ... mixing screenplay with
haiku ... F.P. casts a spell
...
#15TIPREF_SMTIP040902TT
SUDDENLY,
IT'S HERE ...where, pre-Drac, the
Scoobies snacked.... AN ALL-GLASS
STRUCTURE.
A ROOM WITH ALL VIEWS ... Of
course, to the west ... PACIFIC
OCEAN.
A half-mile away ... some
Hasselhoff-glorified sand ... is less welcoming
...
... but friendly sand's here ... and
(this is far more important) ...
here is the
Portal.
A surprised
DOGMEAT ... and then, a shocked
S.M.G. ... pop out of thin air.
A
portal error? ... Duckwheat uses the
moment ... to ask her for help ...
posting
the Bronze rules. / S.M.G. smiles, but declines. /
To escape "the scene," ...
they sing their
own lines ... to "Going Through The Motions" ...
F.P. wrote for them.
POOF they are both
gone / The all-glass TIP LOUNGE remains.
... People have
gathered.
The Powers That
Tea .... annointed the Oracle. ...
Selected this spot.
As old timers know
... the Lounge is not the Portal
... BUT: ONE WALL
SHIMMERS.
There is a theory ... that
somehow, that's the Portal ... but
how does it work?
No Tea Time guests
know ... but, in time, some may find
out ... THE ORACLE
SAYS:
This oracle's blind ... to any
posts not in verse. TEA TIME ends at
Eight.
STILL FLOATING IN
AIR ... THERE'S THE CRUCIAL TIP
CORKBOARD. BE SURE YOU'VE READ IT.
tid=62979
you
speak
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 Responses
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 TEA TIME HAS
ENDED==========================================
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 8:00
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GO TO THE
CORKBOARD THREAD (see above) to wrap
up

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 Ok
| Posted by:
prunehilda - Apr 09, 2002, 8:00
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| It's been ages
since I've seen the story but he wants more
excitement.

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 (1) It's time for
dinner
| Posted by:
glow - Apr 09, 2002, 7:59
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| I'm sorry, but I can't
stay...
for the end of tea.
(2) I will
return soon
after my meal is consumed.
Can
the haikus rhyme?
the one and only
*glow*

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 ...
| Posted by:
yelnif - Apr 09, 2002, 7:59
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| FP one last
thing Just before you disappear Did you read my
song?
I wrote a ballad In honour of you, Big
Cheese Yelnif's original.

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 The Oracle says...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:57
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At the
end of number 5 ...
What does the boy
want?

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 The Oracle asks ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:55
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How many
agree with glow?
(agree's a bad
word.)
<smile>

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 ...
| Posted by:
yelnif - Apr 09, 2002, 7:55
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| GMT time, yes is
affected by the switch lost an hour last
week

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 One last try
| Posted by:
Supernatural
lawyer - Apr 09,
2002, 7:54 PM |
| Not sure of the
theme but I will try anyway for the heck of
it
Buffy craved a date And she took him on
patrol He almost got slayed
Saving friends
and world Or living life like a girl Buffy's
dilemma

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 One episode 5 / in a condensed haiku is /
coming up your way
| Posted by:
glow - Apr 09, 2002, 7:52
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| Normacly is
what...
Buffy seeks for with a boy.
Life
has other plans.

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 The Oracle says ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:52
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prunedon's
haiku's "correct."
But is that the
tale?
<smile>

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 The Oracle asks ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:50
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Does daylight
savings time
shift G.M.T.,
too?

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 Anyways,
| Posted by:
prunehilda - Apr 09, 2002, 7:50
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| Never kill a boy
On the first date because there won't be a
second.

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 ....
| Posted by:
yelnif - Apr 09, 2002, 7:50
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| Damn my futile
fingers A spelling mistake down there It should be
"poet".

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 ...
| Posted by:
yelnif - Apr 09, 2002, 7:47
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| Yelnif is indeed A
true great English poets On GMT time

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 The Oracle quotes ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:47
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"Never Kill A
Boy..." it starts.
Then: "...On a First
Date"

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 The Oracle frowns ...
<g>
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:46
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The CORKBOARD
has CORRECTIONS.
Read into the
thread.
<g>

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 The Oracle asks ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:44
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Is it true
that yelnif's zone
is that of
London?

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 The powers that tea
| Posted by:
glow - Apr 09, 2002, 7:43
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| Corkboard states
episode 4
Not episode 5.
<smile>

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 The Oracle frowns...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:42
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The episode
of the day
is on the
CORKBOARD.
<smile>

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 The Oracle says ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:40
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The
Lawyer has spoken well!
Democracy's
key.

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 What is episode 5 again
please.
| Posted by:
prunehilda - Apr 09, 2002, 7:40
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| Having sung the
song My mind can rest peacefully now and in the
night.

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 ...
| Posted by:
yelnif - Apr 09, 2002, 7:38
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| Lessons start at
nine Okay, it's eight and a half Poetic license
<g>

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 The Oracle asks ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:38
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Have you read
today's CORKBOARD?
If not... do so
now.

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 First time--indulgence
needed
| Posted by:
Supernatural
lawyer - Apr 09,
2002, 7:38 PM |
| 1) I Super
lawyer thanks FP for the credit and will serve my
best. 2)The Tea Time counsel will fight for
democracy and help save the Bronze.

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 The Oracle asks ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:37
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Regarding
episode 5 ...
Who can haiku it?
Can you compress it to just one
little haiku and make any sense?

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 The Oracle says ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:34
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What time
zone isyelnif's school?
Misplaced the
data.

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 The Oracle says ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:32
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| ... for the sake
of glow's loud dog
she may rest her
verse. </big.
<smile>

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 ...
| Posted by:
yelnif - Apr 09, 2002, 7:32
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| I can't keep this
up Much longer. School in nine hours. Staying up
to verse
As fun as it is Some may argue it's
insane And I need my sleep

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 The Oracle asks ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:31
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... for
everyone to sing through ...
prunehilda's song
once.

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 Haikus
| Posted by:
glow - Apr 09, 2002, 7:29
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| (1) Glow is sleep
deprived.
Her brown dog barked all
morning.
Thus, she is cranky.
(2) Right
now glow prefers
to converse in prose, not
verse.
But she will abide
(3) by the Tea
Time rules
until the hour is done.
She
waits patiently. (smile)

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 The Oracle claps ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:28
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| ... for
prunehilda's song tonight.
Will process it
more.

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 The Oracle says ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:25
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"Blessed are
those who are not
offended by
me."

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 Oh, yes.
| Posted by:
prunehilda - Apr 09, 2002, 7:25
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| My magic six
string Fender will strum the chords
for accompaniment.
( To the tune of Going
Through the Motions)
Every Tuesday eve I tune in
Buffy Imagination takes a flight. I even get a
dose of needed Spuffy Whether it is wrong : whether
it is right
Things aren't going well, kinda tough
to sell, The Scoobies are in hell.
And that's
why this is so painful For all of us to
watch. Lowering their sights by half a
notch.
All the fans believe it should be
Angel Maybe Spike or just Riley. Can't believe it
could be someone strange, well What will make them
see, what will be will be ... Beg on bended
knee.
Should the story turn and they to
learn The Scoobies wouldn't burn.
Yes, this is
so very painful. When will it all end? Really,
they're in need of a good friend.
We've been
watching them forever Attempt to get their lives
together In this world and not the nether. Why
can't they just see...
God, how this is painful
for all of us to watch. How they make us bleed, we
have to be freed. Bartend, I think I need a
scotch.

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 The Oracle says ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:23
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It seems that
glow is averse
to speaking in verse.
<smile>

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 The Oracle sees ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:21
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... new verse
popping into view.
Will process it
now.

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 Fiatlux drops by
| Posted by:
fiatlux - Apr 09, 2002, 7:20
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| offering
apologies to the Oracle
in case in the
past she said anything that was rude or
offensive.

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 The Oracle waits . . .
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:20
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He is an A.I.
program.
Plays chess with himself.
<g>

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 Haikus
| Posted by:
glow - Apr 09, 2002, 7:20
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| (1) Hello
Oracle.
I have perused page 13.
Comments
and questions
(2) I will give FP
later in
prose after tea.
For now I will lurk.
The
one and only *glow*

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| Posted by:
yelnif - Apr 09, 2002, 7:19
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| Well well
Forensic It appears we meet again And I'm still
versing...

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 The Oracle says ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:10
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... fair
prunedom has arrived.
Does she bring a
song?

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 Beach? Daddy, what's a
beach?
| Posted by:
prunehilda - Apr 09, 2002, 7:08
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| A thick coat of
white Some say "Decor problem solved". I call it
winter.

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 The Oracle says ...
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:04
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I await for
those who come.
I hear what's in
verse.

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 WELCOME TO TEA TIME ... WHERE THE RULE
IS: VERSE ONLY ... THE ORACLE SEES:
| Posted by:
ThePowersThatTea - Apr 09, 2002, 7:02
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TODAY'S
BUFFET SPREAD ... Delights from New
Orleans</B> ... flown in for
today.
Rabbit with morels ... fresh spring
peas and sage grits Restaurant
August
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TEA
TIME IN L.A. CREDITS: (POST "CORRECTIONS" IN THE
CORKBOARD THREAD)
INTERACTIVELY STARRING "THE
ORACLE OF THE INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL" (AI) WRITTEN
& DESIGNED BY: FORENSICPOPOURI / EXECUTIVE PRODUCER:
GOODTVGUY CREATIVE CONSULTANT: MONKEYWITHOUTPANTS /
EXTERNS: GLOW, PRUNEHILDA, YELNIF EXTRALEGAL COUNCIL:
SUPERNATURAL_LAWYER / VERSELESS OBSERVER:
PLEASANT_GUEST LONDON CORRESPONDENT: HOLYWATER / CANADIAN
VERSE RELATIONS: GLOW (ALSO) UNPAID APPEARANCES BY
DOGMEAT AND MS.GELLAR SPONSORED BY RESTAURANT
AUGUST
TEA TIME IN L.A. is a
production/connection of
ThePowersThatTea

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